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26.06.2020

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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

– Anonymous

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

– Anonymous

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

– Anonymous

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

– Anonymous

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

– Anonymous

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

– Anonymous

Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.

– Anonymous

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

– Anonymous

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

– Anonymous

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

– Anonymous

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

– Anonymous

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

– Anonymous

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.

– Anonymous

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

– Anonymous

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

– Anonymous

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

– Anonymous

Error messages
cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.

– Anonymous

Everything is gone
Your life’s work has been destroyed
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

– Anonymous

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.

– Anonymous

The code was willing
It considered your request
But the chips were weak.

– Anonymous

Server’s poor response
Not quick enough for browser
Timed out, plum blossom.

– Anonymous

Login incorrect
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

– Anonymous

wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

– Anonymous

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

– Anonymous


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